Are you ready to put it all on the line and go toe-to-toe against an entire nation in a competition of such epic proportions and grueling hardship that songs will be sung about it until the end of time?
If so, then you might have what it takes to enter BEST MO' ON SHOW.
This November, men across the country will be growing the most ferocious and spectacular moustaches that physics, medicine and human endurance will allow. To beat them, you will have to summon every drop of awesomeness you have and focus it on your top lip for 30 days straight! At the end of this grueling period, a champion will be chosen and declared the NOVEMBER BEST MO' ON SHOW Grand Prize winner!
Every aspect of Mo'-craft will be taken into account: length, shape, colour, grooming, luxuriance, novelty and so forth. The men who make names for themselves in this competition will go down in history as some of the finest specimens humanity has ever produced.
If you think you're man enough, follow these steps
to enter!
| Step 1 – DONATE |
This contest is so intense that before you enter you have to fight CANCER first, just to qualify. The smart way to do it is by donating to the PCF. Click HERE to see different donation options.
| Step 2 – REGISTER |
Register for BEST MO' ON SHOW by clicking the link at the top of this page. Registering lets you upload new portraits whenever you want. It will also help historians to get the names right when future generations build monuments to your greatness.
| Step 3 –LOG IN |
Log in and fill in your details. If you didn't MMS your entry, you will be able to submit a picture here. You'll update your profile from the login page in future.
| Step 4 – CALL REINFORCEMENTS |
Getting backup for something like this is just common sense. Armstrong didn't go to the moon alone, and that was a cake-walk compared to BEST MO' ON SHOW. Once you have registered and logged in, click on the GET MO' BACKUP link to call some mates to join you, and be automatically entered in the BRO'S OF THE MO Lucky Draw if they register.
| Step 5 – GROW YOUR MASTERPIECE |
Grow a moustache of such insanely extreme awesomeness that angels will shed golden tears from heaven when they see it, whales will beach themselves to get a glimpse of it, and other men will have its likeness tattooed on their faces as a sign of respect.
To those of you daring or foolhardy enough to undertake this monumental challenge, we wish the best of luck. However luck will only get you so far. For the latest moustache related info and tips, we recommend that you keep checking the NEWS page or the GROW YOUR MO Group on Facebook.
I'll explain Relativity...By itself, your moustache looks impressive, but relative to mine, it's totally lame.
- Albert Einstein |
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